poop spikes

Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt.

"Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"

"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!"

by Motz September 20, 2008

hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

poop thrower

A person who throws poop. A funny name to call someone without using inappropriate words. Imagining someone throwing poop would be hilarious.

You're a poop thrower. shut up.

by J Bezzy September 4, 2006

Pleasure poop

When a person has such a great poop session that they receive an orgasm while in the act of pooping.

Dude, I just had an amazing pleasure poop.

I pleasure pooped all over the place last night!

by kizzbizz March 21, 2009

Poop Barrel

A Poop Barrel (or in polite terms, Parrel, or the P-word) is referred to an individual who resembles a gigantic ball thanks to his/her extreme obesity. Poop Barrels breath loudly and are thought to store their waste inside themselves for at least 2 years, like barrels of poop. These creatures are capable of destroying infrastructure if rolled from a hilltop. Researches have shown that poking a Poop Barrel with a sharp object, like a needle, is a bad idea.

Person 1: How's everything rolling bro?
Person 2: Like a Poop Barrel on a downhill man.

by BackwardlyForward August 4, 2009

Cooter-Poop

Vaginal secretions

I woke up the next morning with her panties next to my bed and they were filled with Cooter-Poop.

by Asian Me July 4, 2009

poop hammock

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010