Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.

by ssstaples July 11, 2011

Douche-Bag

A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.

Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.

by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009

Chicken Bag

Gary Hesketh aka chicken bag

Is chicken bag with you?

by qber November 20, 2007

z bag

the act of slapping your testicles on the back of someone's head

i got z bagged when i was sleeping

by Skipper21 December 23, 2006

Bag Speed

How fast your nut sack is moving during sex.

She yelled... Pound me harder! I can't feel your nuts slapping my ass? Bag speed is everything, ya know! It's the only thing that matters.

by Fritz Bennett July 20, 2008

Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

by bastardly fucktard March 23, 2008

bag of ass

One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.

Look at that fat nasty bag of ass, work his shit over and get back to me.

by gunshow February 07, 2005