haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

hair forest

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

by charminredhead November 18, 2009

unintelligent hair

Hair where a certain section of it protrudes in an abnormal and down right creepy fashion, to the extent that it makes that person and everyone around him/HER feel and act retarded. This usually results in everyone screaming nonsensical things and attempt to push down the strange hair.

Girl: OMG Michael look at Yocelyns' unintelligent hair. ELIOT!
Boy: I know every time I look at it I want to push it down. PADOODELY!
Girl: Me too but she wont let me. SKEDOOSH!

by Mungo Naples May 09, 2009

Hair Rape

Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.

"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."

by gabrielVI August 11, 2013

Armpit hair

The last line of defense against down bad guys

That girl has armpit hair ain’t no one down bad enough to hit that

by Lostlizzard707 January 13, 2022

bleached hair

A chemical used to lighten or whiten hair .

" bleached hair hey Becky I love that hair color did you bleach your hair "

by DeeAshantï June 19, 2017

hair pie

A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.

Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!

by stanich July 08, 2006