Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.

If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.

by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021

Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".

Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!

by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011

Ear Fetish

An ear fetish is a sexual attraction towards ears.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol he has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.

example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."

by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016