asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.

hey look it's asian goalie.

by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019

Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.

Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington

by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die

“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”

by Asianisis October 29, 2019

asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.

That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.

by asians>gingers October 19, 2017

Asian

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

by Racist guy February 7, 2022

Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.

by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022

Super Asian Dash!!

These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.

Person 1: "Oh, I have to go get my books for class - Super Asian Dash!!"

Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)

by YummySY June 1, 2011