Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.

Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh

by belled June 6, 2021

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Noah

He is ugfuglio. You name your kid that if he sucks dick.

FUCK NOAH. He has a tiny peeper.

by Garfy121234 June 19, 2020

NOAH!

Noah. He doesn't like anime.Most of the time he is a little shit and he plays fortnite 🤢

WTF NOAH! HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE ANIME! Smh such a fortnite kid

by Slander slander March 2, 2021

Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.

Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah

by GGigidygigidy69 August 26, 2022

noah

a little bitch of an eshay that can't stand but fake things harder then he can throw a rock with his weak fuckin muscles

look a that noah over there i bet he is pissing his pants

by luka da bomb November 20, 2019

Laura x noah

The best thing that came up in my life, I swear it. You make me feel happy everyday, every seconds. I want that to last an eternity.

Laura... I love you.
Laura x noah

by It's noah November 22, 2021