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Jizz

Jizz is a modern day word for germs. Although it used to be a slang word for sperm or semen, it now encompasses any type of substance that’s gross or dirty.
With so many people using the stairs now, there is tons of jizz on that hand rail.
by Jizzillionaire February 2, 2021
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Roddy rich becomes the jizz master

Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024
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Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.
We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!
by airmanbw August 24, 2021
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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh
randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
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