Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
by Telysisters December 05, 2020
by Timmy Gumdrops January 06, 2017
Our baby bread is so cute!
by IAMASTAY January 15, 2023
by BlueTrashBenny June 16, 2017
by Stick licker March 08, 2024
This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
by bakers dozen October 11, 2009
A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 02, 2023