Face Machine

A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.

Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.

Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

by wrightr333 November 19, 2009

phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill May 24, 2012

Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

Face Hug

The act of pressing your cheek against your bestfriends' or strangers' cheek and screaming FACE HUG.

That face hug I gave Jake yesterday was epic.

by Lauraa(: April 28, 2011

Foochie Face

Technical definition is a smelly, stinky face, but most often used to mean someone annoying or stubborn.

"Ugh, Laura is such a foochie face for continually reminding me about the time I peed my pants..."

by Foochila June 5, 2009

poo-face

1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.

Origin: Oddworld

a. You poo-face.
b. Fuking poo-face
c. Damn poo-face

by Oranos December 16, 2004

gorilla face

while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)

that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face

by jessica reedy April 7, 2003