September 26th

National grab your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush's ass day

Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today

Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today

by moeshaaaaaaaa September 23, 2022

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7 September

National delulu people day

Friend : why are you so delulu?
You : well I am borned on 7 september
Friend : oh, makes sense!

by mat3i_ir1 November 27, 2023

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Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.

Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.

Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?

by ObsessionWith3D July 26, 2024

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September 2nd

A day when all set 8s are born

It’s September 2nd let’s see what set 8s were born today

by R add rgadhhffsdasg October 18, 2021

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September 28

The day where meaning of life was born. Otherwise known as Karla’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this person for being a failed plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 27, 2022

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