Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"
by rettican December 15, 2017
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salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
by von groovy August 08, 2024
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salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction
Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid April 11, 2016
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salty waterfall

A Salty Waterfall is a waterfall in which a female uses her vaginal cavity to suck up seawater, and then regurgitate it into a man's mouth while eating her out.
"Hey man, that girl you're talkin' to right now? Yeah, she gave me a salty waterfall at that party last week!"
by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020
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salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it
Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine
by Gwe July 31, 2022
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan April 13, 2018
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Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 09, 2025
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