Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red

I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.

by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

Salty

A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.

joe: FUCK YOU (lost fortnite game)
bob: someones salty smh

by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023

salty

being mad

why are you so salty

by j1848salty January 23, 2023

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Salty Dog

Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.

Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!

by Voodoo_Scriber February 2, 2023

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

double salty

When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.

Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.

by Drumming Monkey February 14, 2023