September 24th

Kiss your girlfriend day ❤️

September 24th i want to kiss my girlfriend

by Duckydoo1233 September 20, 2022

september 21rd

the day gardziana lost him v card at the park

september 21rd was a great day in ilex for gardziana the rimmer giver

by aden favel September 24, 2020

september 19

a day where fucking tweaked we’re born. fucking social rejects that overthink everything even though they shouldn’t. ugly ass hoes

boy: this bitch is a tweaked bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder

by anonymous November 24, 2021

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021

September

No simp september. You cannot simp over anyone during september. Boys and girls.

Dude she is so cute
What are you saying?! Its no simp september dude

by tova_pmis October 7, 2020

September 22nd

Kids someone with the letter J in their name

J: hey why did you kiss me

You: because it's September 22nd!

by The_boi_by_you HAHA September 19, 2022

no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎

Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september

by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019