Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 November 21, 2011

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

Cadbury cream puff

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.

Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes

by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

chuck us a puff dog

Asking someone usually a friend for a Puff of a joint/ciggarete.

Chuck us a puff dog ya seig yoza WOOF!

by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018