January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

January 15th

January 15th you must send your man a cute selfie/picture of yourself

Guy-Hey its January 15th you know what that means
Girl- Uhhh fine here's your cute picture of me.

by Kam6184 January 14, 2021

January

it’s a beautiful young girl who really loves her partner

January; I miss you

by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020

january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!

awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27

by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023