unintelligent hair

Hair where a certain section of it protrudes in an abnormal and down right creepy fashion, to the extent that it makes that person and everyone around him/HER feel and act retarded. This usually results in everyone screaming nonsensical things and attempt to push down the strange hair.

Girl: OMG Michael look at Yocelyns' unintelligent hair. ELIOT!
Boy: I know every time I look at it I want to push it down. PADOODELY!
Girl: Me too but she wont let me. SKEDOOSH!

by Mungo Naples May 9, 2009

haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

Air hair

In the same vein as the term 'bed head', what rather unstylistically results from exposing a head of hair to the open air whilst cycling without the use of a helmet, i.e. a random rearrangement of hair strands.

'Boris doesn't wear a helmet y'know'

'Yes and he pays the price by getting air hair'

'He must cycle a lot then'

'What makes you say that?'

'He always has air hair'

by Ludovico Technician January 28, 2009

bleached hair

A chemical used to lighten or whiten hair .

" bleached hair hey Becky I love that hair color did you bleach your hair "

by DeeAshantï June 20, 2017

Hair Rape

Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.

"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."

by gabrielVI September 7, 2013

Armpit hair

The last line of defense against down bad guys

That girl has armpit hair ain’t no one down bad enough to hit that

by Lostlizzard707 January 13, 2022

hair pie

A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.

Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!

by stanich July 7, 2006