gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Gamer

A word reserved for true Gamers by Gamers for Gamers. Often used as part of a hivemind thing where everyone calls themselves the same name. If you call someone a gamer and you're not a gamer, don't use the hard R, just say it like "game-ah."

Hey Gamer -Gamer.

by AnnyGotNTR'dByCerber July 8, 2024

Gamer Girl

A fabrication, not to be confused with a girl who games, a Gamer Girl is female playing video games due to her army of simps

Guy 1: "Did you see that Gamer Girl?"
Guy 2: "No, I have self respect unlike you, simp..."

by BatmanIsEdgy October 5, 2020

Gamer Conversation Syndrome

There are many parts to this syndrome.

-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.

-Lack of skills with women.

-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.

-An inability to move out their parent's house

-Always trying to be alpha

-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances

-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality

-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game

The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!

by please enter your username January 16, 2022

Godly Gamer

The God of all Gods, he slays all in his way and can battle Ebola the god and Ebola jr. all by himself. He is dating UnderStudy and they have 30 kids.

All Hail Godly Gamer!!!

by UnderStudy___ December 3, 2022

Gamer Girlfriend

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.

Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now

by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023

Beat a gamer month.

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.

How to use this effective solution.

Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!

Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*

by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022