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Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
by -The Girls September 26, 2021
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Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021
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Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks
Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!
by lol bruh June 20, 2017
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Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
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Ear Blasting

The act of consensually listening to extremely loud audio.
This amazing video is ear blasting me!
by CoolAidCheeseMan March 30, 2024
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