by FUSRODAHHH February 23, 2012
Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).
Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
While having sex with a woman from behind and she is bent bent over the back of the couch, you lift your legs off the floor and balance while inside her. Bonus points for a complete spin.
by MattieP May 03, 2006
The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him
American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.
by JustinC. May 22, 2008
When a girl gives a guy a foot job as he is simultaneously toeing her. Their legs forming the shape of the Star of David.
by starofdavid123 February 15, 2010
David Jenkins is a proffesional soccer player, who is always a great friend, and is always there when you need him.
by matt469 November 08, 2011
A very strong punch. can knock a big man down in seconds.
This originated from tennessee.Martial Arts was a whole different experience in the south than from a lot of parts in the US. similar to brazian Zui Zitsu style.
This originated from tennessee.Martial Arts was a whole different experience in the south than from a lot of parts in the US. similar to brazian Zui Zitsu style.
by meg April 15, 2005