Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

cracker

it is used to describe "white" Caucasian people

i just got pulled over by a cracker

by ­‎‎į August 16, 2022

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

Cracker

The slur cracker comes from the 1800’s when American slave owners would whip their slaves. The sound of the whip made a cracking sound, and because of their low intelligence at the time of the majority, they referred to their master’s behind their backs as cracker

‘Master just cracked me on the back’

‘No. Cracker just cracked you on the back.’

by Translate ‘balls bag’ french February 21, 2022

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

Cracker hole

The first thing a white boy shows you is the hole he punched in his wall one time when he was mad.

See also, Glory hole

This is where I lost my shit and left this cracker hole .

by Chase White April 8, 2017