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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce) and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time.
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
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The head chopper

A simp for Pyro characters and always forced to match icons with Xiao's Alchemist and Tiniente_L but mostly Xiao's Alchemist
“Omg The Head Chopper is here quick hide Amber?”
by xiaosalchemist June 25, 2021
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Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.
Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!
by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021
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Get to the chopper

Walk into your room nuked and say get to the chopper in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
by Hi13425 September 28, 2021
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Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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