White Christmas

On christmas day, you give a woman a cream pie

Damn son, you plowed her thoroughly and gave her a white christmas

by Waiting Input... December 20, 2023

Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.

I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.

by Cami1234 December 1, 2021

Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it

We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019