Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low

Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !

by Asian jacked April 9, 2019

Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong

HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi

by markuzz_oof April 15, 2019

Asian

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

by 7288572883 December 7, 2019

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Asian Boi

Its eli in a nutshell

Eli is like a grape but a asian boi grape the grape is empty

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

National Asian day

This day is to celebrate asians
Laugh at them
Love them
Fuck ‘em
This day is on DECEMBER 12th

Stephonopolous: what day is it today

Leelee: It’s National Asian day

Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!

by Jo Mama Bitch December 11, 2019