calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.

Let's go rob a bank!

Calm down Kevin.

by Calm down Kevin February 17, 2014

Kevin's Famous Chili

"The secret is to undercook the onions"

"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".

by cairoan May 07, 2020

Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

by OctagonDinosaur November 03, 2017

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 02, 2017

kevin durants foot

a baguette like object connected to the end of kevin durant's lower leg

tony- oh shit look at that baguette
john- are you sure that isnt kevin durants foot?

tony- oh yea

by epicmannate September 18, 2021

Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

by anonymous376 November 27, 2007

nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

by trill_1 October 23, 2015