boiling your water

oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now

by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017

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You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

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lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

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mast your rebate

Derived from the word masturbate. It means to announce/publicize rebates/discounts on products/services in your shop/shopping malls/super markets in case of a sale or so.

Hey why don't you mast your rebate to your customers.

by cybahacker March 16, 2009

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