Your boyfriend

Every male Haikyuu character.
You wish he would be real.

Your boyfriend is only existing in the Haikyuu Manga/Anime.

by Klara_rkl September 18, 2021

Your Mom

The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.

Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?

by MDM55 September 20, 2021

your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

Your Mother

A Woman who has a child, most likely the person that the statement is directed at, and is having sexual intercourse with the person using the term on a regular basis.

I'm banging Your Mother

by Your New Father September 20, 2021

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021