National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.

You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!

by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

Your body, my choice.

A play on the pro-choice slogan "My body, my choice." While it has existed since at least 2018, the phrase went viral in November 2024 after political commentator Nick Fuentes posted it on X in response to Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 US presidential election. Fuentes's post was viewed over 90 million times and the phrase saw wide usage on X, Facebook, Reddit, and TikTok, as well as high school and college campuses.

I saw a girl complaining about the election on TikTok and the comments were full of guys saying "Your body, my choice."

by CtrlAlt_Games November 22, 2024

Your good bro

A response commonly used when someone says something dumb

Luke please put some deodorant on you stink!
Your good bro

by Danner11 November 23, 2024

your teeth in my neck

a banger made by kali uchs

this is also a sexual remark while having intercourse, usually in missionary where you are close to your partners head and could either kiss or bite gently on your neck

“i love that song your teeth in my neck by Kali, beautiful lyrics and gets me in the mood”
“He really had his/your teeth in my neck, i have a mark still!”

by ebonygirl171214 November 23, 2024