Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

Dick

Ninja's real name

How's it going Dick?

by MrRealDick May 1, 2019

Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand

Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus

by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019

fizzle dick

When you see something horrible, like a picture of a dead body and you get a funny feeling in your dick and it goes back up inside your body.

A guy told me about him cutting the top of his penis off after getting it stuck in his fly and I got fizzle dick.

by TheDirtyWordsmith May 2, 2019

Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Amster-dick

The semi that men get from the anticipation of an upcoming trip to the worlds most liberated city.

Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"

by cheffykins May 3, 2019