Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you

If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!

by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

Uni your corn

To get railed, long dick style

I'll uni your corn

by E16oz April 22, 2017

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022

June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.

Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“

by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025