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national kowenk day

A day celebration kowenks all across Instagram
Person 1: it’s international Kowenk day!
Person 2: let’s go look at some unknown influencers
by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021
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National sex day

February 22 is a national sex day. People who are born on february 22 should have sex with people born on june 9 at 22 february.
-Hey its february 22!
-and?
-im born on feb 22 and you are born on june 9 and today is feb 22!
-so?
-its a national sex day! Lets have sex.
-ok!
by Haiitsormashiani November 23, 2021
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Hop on A Dumb Day

Common slang used by ADD players to request rough, hardcore intercourse together.
by SocialKredit November 23, 2021
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Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day
by Senire May 16, 2023
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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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National Cuddling Day

Today is the day you get comfy with a friend or partner and cuddle. Watch out for May 17 because you might miss your chance to cuddle with someone you love.
“Hey Sam it’s National cuddling day let’s cuddle!”
by ILIKEFRENCHFRIES1100 May 17, 2023
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