Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug

Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

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by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

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On some cool shit

when something is relatable

“Damn she fine as fuck”

“ On some cool shit”

by kurrrpt March 31, 2024

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A lot of weird definitions here but what it actually means is people in prison sneak weed up there ass so there homies in there can smoke. And it smells like shit. So while smoking and passing they tell there homies hit this…. This is the shit.

And know I’m not kidding it’s a California prison slang word

Hit this weed homeboy this is the shit.

by Me 1000000001 August 21, 2022

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shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

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