you fricking idiots

when your friends do something so stupid. usally said by young kids.

riend 1: "bro we fucked the project!"

friend 2: "bro what are we going to do?!"

friend 3: "you fricking idiots!"

by 2ewd March 9, 2023

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

by anonymous March 9, 2023

you might wanna try Roblox

“You might wanna try Roblox”

You might wanna try Roblox you brain dead idiot shooter games aren’t for you

by Bigdawg1056 March 10, 2023

you

you realy did have to search m-e........ wait you searched me, i'm famous bozo lol

you are better than everyone, sike, got yo ass, i am better than you hehehehehehe lol

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

Outwork you

Outwork you: working harder, faster and smarter but has nothing to do with having a job.

After a game of basketball.

S: I should have won the game but blah blah blah blah blah....
L: I know what it is...
S: No! You suck it because Blah blah blah blah blah

L: I heard it all. Another excuse!
S: I should have won but blah blah blah blah blah.
L: its because I ''outwork you''

by Handsomeles or Leshandsome March 11, 2023

You are welcome

I made it a point to remember because I knew that I would be the only one who did. The 15th right? Yep... BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "You are welcome! I knew no one else would say anything... Sorry 🤷 ♂️ If retard sex cult doesn't get a response I doubt one lone voice would.... Let's get a head count of lives saved. 1 million? 2 billion? Am I the greatest hero of all time? Probably."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."

Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023