teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

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Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

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jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010

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A crack-filled fandom role playing game on livejournal that is made of win. Populated mainly by characters from anime/manga, Joss Whedon shows, superhero comics, the occasional movie or novel, and also purple gorillas, toucans, tentacle monsters, zombies, bizarre plants, audience hecklers, sadistic sentient laptops, and viruses that made you turn into things. And sex, alcohol, refined sugar, and tampons are banned, but that doesn't stop the badtouching.

Audeince: Hi, welcome to Camp Fuck You Die, would you like some involuntary marriage and bodyswitching with that brain-rape? XDDD

Ninja: ...

by theotherjoey December 8, 2006

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Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

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