I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018

Butt Fuck Panda Man

it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.

Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.

by Skooma Head August 19, 2008

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010

Camp Fuck You Die

A crack-filled fandom role playing game on livejournal that is made of win. Populated mainly by characters from anime/manga, Joss Whedon shows, superhero comics, the occasional movie or novel, and also purple gorillas, toucans, tentacle monsters, zombies, bizarre plants, audience hecklers, sadistic sentient laptops, and viruses that made you turn into things. And sex, alcohol, refined sugar, and tampons are banned, but that doesn't stop the badtouching.

Audeince: Hi, welcome to Camp Fuck You Die, would you like some involuntary marriage and bodyswitching with that brain-rape? XDDD

Ninja: ...

by theotherjoey December 8, 2006

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006