shit

my grades

my grades are shit

by chanslaptop December 08, 2020

shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

“my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit”

by emmy…..ou July 05, 2022

Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel

Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days

by justtosmart March 15, 2020

Shit

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Man 1: Did you watch shit last night?
Man2 : Oh you mean TASM2? Yeah I did.

by 40404 December 29, 2021

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus February 22, 2018

Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 25, 2024

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024