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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.
Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.
by SGT_ED May 21, 2024
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.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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Let on

(Dublin) to fake or simulate
I thought it was a real Rolex but it was only a let on. He was lettin' on all the time
by docum3nt May 13, 2022
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let's get skibidi

when you wanna have sex but have massive fucking brainrot
Girl: heyy I kinda like you wanna come over
Boy: sure what are we gonna do
Girl: let's get skibidi pretty please ovulating rn
Boy: awww hell yeah
by aidetaut May 3, 2024
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let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.
"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."
by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017
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