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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware
Windows is the most trash os ever
by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021
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Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex
What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.
by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021
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seeing the world out of little window

Like from your phone you aren’t living life truly just watching as it goes by, live every moment
Seeing the world out of little window that makes me feel unreal sad
by ndnd911 August 17, 2024
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get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake
*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"
by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024
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Window Licker

Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team

He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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