Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
Get the Whipped Toppingmug. The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
by JJBravo June 19, 2024
Get the Dick whippedmug. by harrys2812 July 29, 2022
Get the whipmug. by yellowmanswhorexo August 13, 2018
Get the whippedmug. by Lane-Games December 5, 2022
Get the Miracle Whipmug. Being completely and utterly controlled by a female , usually the guy doesn't even notice it and he does it for the opportunity to get pussy but in most cases he isn't getting any pussy at all, anything she says he will do at the drop of the hat. He will never hit because at this point she sees him as a slave or a bestfriend
"It's not called being whipped , its called being a man" example of how whipped Justin is , he doesn't even realize it
by You mirin? October 4, 2015
Get the Whippedmug.