mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy February 21, 2016

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.

MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

by headshotcraft June 04, 2022

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 27, 2022

christmas tree final

When your grade for a class is right in the middle of two letter grades, so your final grade isn't going to move you up or down a letter grade, so you just draw a christmas tree on the scantron.

Joe: "Did you study for the math final?"
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'

by barbq ur mom December 16, 2015

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

by Frazdug April 04, 2021