1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”
2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”
2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”
by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

by jeek620 June 27, 2022

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.
by uniPORN February 23, 2009

by Fin r February 4, 2023

by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!
by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020
