Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK
ozo: FUCK
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