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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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mrs jones

typical basic english teacher. always fucking pregnant. must have chronic problems. classroom always cold as fuck
“yo mrs jones turn the ac up it’s cold as hell

mrs jones: “kill urself bitch i’m sweaty”
by penis…..head May 14, 2022
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jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
by 88s.archive March 20, 2024
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