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noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo
kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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Noah

The strongest and cutest person you will ever meet, if he is your friend, K.I.T, if he is your boyfriend, marry him, he is strong, he has perverted humor but isn't a perv, he is multi-trick pony he never stops surprising his friends, and he is the best person ever
"Wow every girl just Immediately went for him"
"Yep that's Noah for you"
by Elizabith is good March 13, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.
Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.
by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020
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Noah

One of the dumbest niggers MLK died for
NOAH has a small dick
by Nigger business November 20, 2023
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Noah Taghinejad

He is not that famous, but I think you will know him if you live in Jylland, Denmark.

He is basically known for being a Youtuber and a danish kid, who gets a lot of hate.
"Are you really watching that kid?"
"Yea I know, I should probably get a life for watching Noah Taghinejad"
by Pornoguy69 January 4, 2017
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Noah

Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
God dang, Noah's here. He's going to make everything worse
by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019
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Noah schnapp

Noah schnapp deserves an award. his acting is great and he’s such a nice person. he also a cutie but we’ll leave that for you to decide :)
Girl- Did you hear about that noah schnapp kid
Other girl- YES!! he’s so cute!!!
by kaitlyn7 May 23, 2020
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