Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.

Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)

by CivicSi...are tuners. really. July 30, 2009

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

yellow car game

when your in a car and you see a yellow car you have to say yellow car and you get to punch everyone in the car once. service and commercial cars don't count. you also get to slap one person as hard as you can in the face if you see a pink car because thats the rarest color.

person 1: "yellow car!"
person 1: (punches person 2 & 3)
person 3: "pink car!"
person 3: (slaps person 1 in the face)
person 1: "ouch yellow car game"

by cute lil kitty June 3, 2009

Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.

Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.

by fraud fighter May 17, 2011

Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

pop your car

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.

Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.

by Finyon February 17, 2013

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014