Queef Face

When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.

John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?

Carlos: No, what's going on with her?

John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!

Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!

by Treezy504 November 27, 2009

Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT

clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face

by mkdj December 17, 2008

Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

Foochie Face

Technical definition is a smelly, stinky face, but most often used to mean someone annoying or stubborn.

"Ugh, Laura is such a foochie face for continually reminding me about the time I peed my pants..."

by Foochila June 5, 2009

Face Machine

A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.

Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.

Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

by wrightr333 November 19, 2009

Face Hug

The act of pressing your cheek against your bestfriends' or strangers' cheek and screaming FACE HUG.

That face hug I gave Jake yesterday was epic.

by Lauraa(: April 28, 2011