AA - Asshole Anonymous

Program for Jerks.

Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.

Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.

by Telyn2Win March 4, 2022

Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night

I had your moms ASSHOLE 69

by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021

360-Degree Asshole

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.

John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

Asshole shit cock

When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock

your such an asshole shit cock

by Poopy Whoopy March 20, 2023

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021