I’ll window you

when you throw someone out of a window

if you dont shutup i’ll window you

by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

window eater

a very stinky person but they are very lovable
a Window eater is the best type of person you CAN meen

person1: Wow they are so cool
person2: yeah they must be a window eater
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by stargirl111 August 9, 2022

Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.

Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

Dick Window

The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.

Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.

Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.

by give2figs October 19, 2022