by Tonweri September 7, 2019

by anonymous May 16, 2023

by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows95tips.com
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Nine Windows is fookin insane m8, Kid Drama and DJ Trace together in a fookin studio m8! Drum and Bass man, you gotta check it oot m8!
by weelittleman September 14, 2023

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.
Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11
by A-ManWare December 27, 2021

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
