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Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69
by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.
Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023
mugGet the Tanner toiletmug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

skibidi toilet

A web series on YouTube created by DaFuq? Boom! It contains toilets with heads sticking out of it fighting in a city with another team. It’s taken a meaning of a “brainrot” word that children use as a filler word, sometimes being used as bad or good, while also still sometimes talking about the series.
bro that movie was so skibidi! (good)
bro that movie was skibidi ash. (bad)
did you see the new episode of skibidi toilet?
by anonymous April 29, 2025
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”
Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!
by ofcimsober June 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Treatmug.

Toilet paper

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?
by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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