my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

and my dad died yesterday

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.

Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY

by S1X August 23, 2011

my dad is a war criminal

serbia

bosnian: haha u serbians suck!!!
serbian: my dad is a war criminal

by aaa a11a December 27, 2021

Ur dad large lesbian

Even worse than the comeback "ur mom big gay"
Will most definitely destroy your opponent

Opponent: "ur mom gay"
Me: "ur dad lesbian"
Opponent: "UR MOM BIG GAY"
Me: "*pulls out trap card* YOUR DAD LARGE LESBIAN"

by 907470 April 2, 2018

dad lore

He went for bread or milk

Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"

by Kotia October 24, 2023

My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018

go blow your dad

This phrase was coined by a bunch of crazies from south western Pa. in the early 80's. It was used to piss off whomever was in earshot... usually shouted at the top of your lungs in public places...

Sammy got tossed from the club for yelling "Go blow your dad".

by chazmataz December 2, 2004