A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020
by QueenieAUbaek December 27, 2022
The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021
by fucking santa November 01, 2021